you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations
the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what
A masterpost with everything in it. if there’s something you want that’s not there, just send me a message and i’ll find it for you. you can either just browse through the post, or ctrl-f to search for it.
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okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people
saying that divergent ripped off the hunger games because they’re both dystopian series that teenage girls like and have female leads is like saying fahrenheit 451 ripped off 1984 because they’re both dystopian novels that classic literature fans enjoy
what i know about straight boys
- they’re dirty
- they like rating girls on 10
- they’re scared of hair
- they walk VERY SLOWLY IN HALLWAYS